Smackdown delivered!

[thegiraffe]

I work at a grocery store on Saturdays (teach during the week), and we all get along for the most part. We have our resident crazies, but everyone's cool with each other.

K, a male bagger, is about as dumb as a ton of bricks and has an ego the size of Texas. He playfully hits on a lot of girls. Not to the point where we're threatened, just mildly annoyed. He likes to 'hit on' me (in quotes because he ROYALLY sucks at it haha) because I throw it back at him. However, I got revenge today....

This morning before clocking in:

K: Hey, M, when are we going out?
Me: We're not going out, K. My standards are MUCH higher than that.
K:
The rest of the break room (where the smackdown took place):

So yes, it was the talk of the front end for the rest of the day. I'm quite proud of myself, and K was visibly stunned.

By the way, he's 19, dumb, and thinks WAY too high of himself. I'm 22, well-educated, generally humble (I'm sarcastically egotistic sometimes, but it's all tongue-in-cheek), and cute. I can afford to be picky. K, on the other hand, well...he's lucky to get what he gets (sorry, but I'm also honest).

Still, it was quite funny

[TennesseeWhiskey]

Ya done good! One of my favorites, if you've not used it, is "Honey, you got a better chance of winning the lottery without buying a ticket." Of course, delivered with a wicked smile.

[PepperElf]

my favs....
"sorry I prefer men"
"sorry I like humans"

but my best now is "sorry i have a boyfriend." attempts beyond that... then they'll hear about how much he keeps me happy.

[GingerBiscuit]

I tend to be polite when they start hitting on me- but if it carries on, I get more and more insulting.

'I'm sorry, I only breed within my own species' is a good one, as is 'How many times do I have to flush befor you'll go away?'

[iradney]

My personal favourite is:

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

A good response I just thought of now is "I'm sorry, I only date guys whose knuckles don't bleed when they walk."

[CaroPhoenix]

I've always preferred:

"I've got better things to do and you're not one of them."

[blas]

I used to say "Sorry, I don't like men", but that just made them more interested.

Now I just say "Sorry but...um...no."

[Becks]

"I've got better things to do and you're not one of them."

Oooooooooooh, I'm permanently borrowing that one!!!!!

[Broomjockey]

I used to say "Sorry, I don't like men", but that just made them more interested.

Sorry, but "Duh." Pretty much any guy is either going to know it's a lie, and think that you're just playing hard to get, or is going to want to try and "turn" you.

Basic guy psychology. Better would be to crush them by looking them up and down, and doing the little wrist-flick dismissal while turning away. They'll probably think you stuck up, but they'll leave you alone at lot more of the time.

[Shabo]

Pretty much any guy is either going to know it's a lie, and think that you're just playing hard to get, or is going to want to try and "turn" you.

Or they'll want to join. Definitely not a good way to get them to leave you alone.

Basic guy psychology. Better would be to crush them by looking them up and down, and doing the little wrist-flick dismissal while turning away. They'll probably think you stuck up, but they'll leave you alone at lot more of the time.

Indeed. High maintenance? Guys run away. Works well. Or you could say something about kids. That gets most of them to turn tail and flee as well.

[Broomjockey]

Or you could say something about kids. That gets most of them to turn tail and flee as well.

Eh...That one's iffy. That means the person's "put out" before, and didn't mention a significant other. That = easy for that type of guy.

[blas]

How could I forget? Men hate stuck up chicks. I'm trying that next time.

[hawkchick11]

Eh...That one's iffy. That means the person's "put out" before, and didn't mention a significant other. That = easy for that type of guy.

I've told guys I have a kid before to get them to back off.. most of them didn't believe me, but then I pulled out his pictures Didn't have to worry about them bothering me anymore, but it is a double edged sword.. I have problems finding a date.

[XCashier]

"I've got better things to do and you're not one of them."

'How many times do I have to flush befor you'll go away?'

Both of these for the win!