OK! We have SC: Sucky Customers and now we have SW: Sucky Workers. Or STUPID Workers, either is appropriate.
This in no way should be seen as promoting stealing. It's just for laughing at the stupidity of idiots.
When trying to steal from you employer Do Not Do the following:
Ask a member of your Managment staff if it's OK to steal from another store.
Don't ask if "trading" is OK. (I steal from my store for you and you steal from your store for me)
Steal from another store and then offer a piece of your loot to a member of managment.
Steal from your own store and offer a piece of your loot to a member of managment.
One word: CAMERAS
Never wear stuff you stole from work to work.
No, Discards are not "freebies"
No, Damaged goods are not "up for grabs"
When you hear LP is comming "Shit! Who rated me out?" is not a good response.
Do not report an employee for changing their time card if you are stealing from the registers, thinking LP will let it slide since you reported that other guy.
Do not try to bribe the LP guy/girl
Don't tell your friends they can take stuff, if they get caught they might rat you out
Don't tell your coworkers your stealing, especialy if there is a $$$ reward for reporting theft
No, you can't turn yourself in for the $$$ reward
This in no way should be seen as promoting stealing. It's just for laughing at the stupidity of idiots.
When trying to steal from you employer Do Not Do the following:
Ask a member of your Managment staff if it's OK to steal from another store.
Don't ask if "trading" is OK. (I steal from my store for you and you steal from your store for me)
Steal from another store and then offer a piece of your loot to a member of managment.
Steal from your own store and offer a piece of your loot to a member of managment.
One word: CAMERAS
Never wear stuff you stole from work to work.
No, Discards are not "freebies"
No, Damaged goods are not "up for grabs"
When you hear LP is comming "Shit! Who rated me out?" is not a good response.
Do not report an employee for changing their time card if you are stealing from the registers, thinking LP will let it slide since you reported that other guy.
Do not try to bribe the LP guy/girl
Don't tell your friends they can take stuff, if they get caught they might rat you out
Don't tell your coworkers your stealing, especialy if there is a $$$ reward for reporting theft
No, you can't turn yourself in for the $$$ reward
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