The Invasion Of The Elderly

[anyanka2]

I hope that Rod Blagoevich's plan to give all senior citizens free public transportation does not go through in Illinois. Imagine the nightmares for the rest of the paying riders and the poor drivers.

[Bella_Vixen]

We get the junket bus once or twice a week, chock full of gambling dengerate seniors, on their way to the casino. They stop by for a coffee/potty/lottery (go figure!) break.

It is the same group of people every time, and they ALWAYS ask the same questions:

"Where's the restroom?" I assure you, it's in the same place it's always been.

"Where are the coffee cups? Um, you see those tings sticking out a foot from the counter? Can you guess what those are? OOOh, maybe some odd modern design, hmmm?

"Where's the coffee?" Right behind you, genius. Don't know how you missed the 8 different flavors when you walked in.

"Where are the lids?" Right freaking next to the 8 coffee pots. Right freaking next to the sugar. The creamer. The stir sticks.

Etc., etc., etc.

[Secret Shopper]

When we had a restaurant we got tourbuses of old folks. They are not the best tippers.

[Becks]

We get the junket bus once or twice a week, chock full of gambling dengerate seniors, on their way to the casino. They stop by for a coffee/potty/lottery (go figure!) break.

Does Jason every try to sneak away to join them on their adventures?

[lordlundar]

additionally, they now had failing eyesight and hand-eye coordination, while in charge of vehicles with the equivalent destruction capacity of a Spanish bull placed in a Limoges shop.

Soo, pretty safe then?

(reminded of the mythbusters episode where they did "bull in a china shop". Turns out the build team was more dangerous than the bulls.)

[Bella_Vixen]

Does Jason every try to sneak away to join them on their adventures?

Not yet, but I tease him about it.