The Cradle's trying to rob me...

[Kyree]

Not a sucky customer, but amusing non the less.

While I was working with the hot foods, two little boys came up to my counter...9, 10 at the oldest. They asked for a few pieces of chicken. I got their order packaged, and handed to them, asking "Can I get you any thing else?"
The conversation went like this:

LB = Little boy

LB: Yeah, can I get your number?
Me: *Blink* Wha?
LB: Can I get your number, I wanna take you out friday.
Me: o.o; Sorry sweety, but I think you're a little too young for me.
LB: But I'm tall for my age!
Me: Maybe in a couple years...

After that he sulked, then him and his friend wandered off with their chicken....

[JuniorMintz]

HA!

That's so... precious!

"But I'm tall for my age!".... I can't stop laughing at that!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

That's cute . . .

Of course, that wouldn't work with me as I generally rob graves instead of cradles. I probably would have been too busy laughing at the child instead of using a comeback.

[Becks]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that was soooooooooooooo cute!!!!

At Goodwill, we had a little boy who was about 5, who always wanted to take out a coworker (who was about 18 or so at the time). It was just so adorable to see, and the assistant store manager turned it into a story to enter said coworker into a worker of the week/month contest. She won.

[TNT]

Awhile back, my mother was talking to a friend of hers and his five year old son. As they parted company, the little boy turned around and said to my mother, "See you around, Sugar Britches."