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  • "I resolve to meet all sales targets, no matter what!"

    That is one of the "New Year's resolutions" corporate has made for us, announced in the collection of bad grammar, spelling and phrasing we call the company spokesrag.

    So tomorrow, while we're getting socked with 6 to 12 more inches of snow, we will still pull $25K or$30 worth of sales, which is the goal corporate set for us. Because neither snow, nor rain, nor complete and total destruction of the world will prevent us from hitting our sales goal.

    And tomorrow morning I will wake up with Alyssa Milano naked in my bed.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

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    Well....if you have a printer, and some pillows to go with your internet...
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      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post

      And tomorrow morning I will wake up with Alyssa Milano naked in my bed.
      It would be nice, if I woke up with her next to me. Getting tired of the cardboard cutout, lol.


      Quoth Broomjockey View Post
      Well....if you have a printer, and some pillows to go with your internet...
      I heard that is the main reason that Raps had bought that bra

      Sorry Raps, I couldn't resist.
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