Nude Bowling!

[Lingering Grin]

There are discussions about starting up NUDE bowling in the near future where I work on a certain night.

There will be strict rules:

- You have to be 21 to even get in the doors (The alcohol will be free-flowing), which will be completely blacked out.
- No "questionable" behaviour.... whatever that means.

Stuff like that.

Well, if they do this you're gonna have to be over a certain age (Probably 18, maybe 21) to be able to work that night. "Bad" part is, I'm one of about 4 employees (Not counting managers or the mechanics), that is actually over 18. So I'll pretty much be stuck working

This will be interesting to say the least.

[JLRodgers]

Actual nude people bowling? Well in itself that's harmless. Not something I'd even consider at a workplace though -- unless the workplace is a nudist resort!

[Lace Neil Singer]

You should also put in a rule about people above a certain weight not allowed to fully strip off; think of your eyes!

[Sheldonrs]

Just don't stare at the balls and pins and keep your mind out of the gutter. lol!!!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Two words: alley burns. Also gives the phrase "7-10 split" new meaning.

Sounds like a dumb idea to me.

[CanadaGirl]

Not my idea of fun. O_o Hard floors and heavy bowling balls mixed with naked body parts just screams ass burn and bruises. LOL

[dispatch]

I would not want to be the one cleaning barstools or ANY seating area after that! I think you need to come up with a reason why you can't do this...quick, join a religious group! (not a crack at anyone, it's just something that may be hard for management to argue with if it was against your religion)

[Lingering Grin]

I would not want to be the one cleaning barstools or ANY seating area after that! I think you need to come up with a reason why you can't do this...quick, join a religious group! (not a crack at anyone, it's just something that may be hard for management to argue with if it was against your religion)

Oh I'm not the guy who cleans chairs

I'm the guy who gets to stand behind the desk and laugh at the guys cleaning chairs

[Bright_Star]

So many things could go wrong that the liability issues would be prohibitive.

[Lingering Grin]

So many things could go wrong that the liability issues would be prohibitive.

It probably won't happen because the area was recently obtained by the city I live in, where before it was just OUTSIDE the city limits. The city doesn't allow strip clubs or anything like them, so it -probably- won't happen, but it is still a possibility. lol

[Peppergirl]

but then,

[blas]

Just make sure the employees put something over all the chairs and barstools.

Not something I'd ever want to join. Yuck.

[MadMike]

That would give new meaning to "looking for 14 lb balls."

[Greenday]

That would give new meaning to "looking for 14 lb balls."

I have a 14 lb ball AND a 16 lb ball. What now?

[iviles]

Umm has the person that came up with this idea ever been to a nudest coloney??? These are going to be normal people not hot 20 something models from the playboy masion.