I was calling on an account this morning and I heard a couple of different things that made me chuckle:
First one:
A lady walks in with her son who looked to be about four or five. He was kind of whiny when they entered. They walked around, picked out a few things and went to the register.
Mom; "I'm going to write a check'.
Boy: (whining) "Mommm, don't write a check! Please? Don't do it!"
Mom: "Why not?"
Boy: "Because that's wasting money!"
Mom: "No, I'll still have my money. When I write a check it's DADDY'S money!"
A little later:
Elderly man walks in and asks the clerk what the senior discount is on gas. She tells him five cents a gallon, and he replies, "A nickel? Hell, that's not even worth being old for!"
First one:
A lady walks in with her son who looked to be about four or five. He was kind of whiny when they entered. They walked around, picked out a few things and went to the register.
Mom; "I'm going to write a check'.
Boy: (whining) "Mommm, don't write a check! Please? Don't do it!"
Mom: "Why not?"
Boy: "Because that's wasting money!"
Mom: "No, I'll still have my money. When I write a check it's DADDY'S money!"
A little later:
Elderly man walks in and asks the clerk what the senior discount is on gas. She tells him five cents a gallon, and he replies, "A nickel? Hell, that's not even worth being old for!"
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