Couple of funny things at the gas station

[Chevy Nachos]

I was calling on an account this morning and I heard a couple of different things that made me chuckle:

First one:

A lady walks in with her son who looked to be about four or five. He was kind of whiny when they entered. They walked around, picked out a few things and went to the register.

Mom; "I'm going to write a check'.
Boy: (whining) "Mommm, don't write a check! Please? Don't do it!"
Mom: "Why not?"
Boy: "Because that's wasting money!"
Mom: "No, I'll still have my money. When I write a check it's DADDY'S money!"

A little later:

Elderly man walks in and asks the clerk what the senior discount is on gas. She tells him five cents a gallon, and he replies, "A nickel? Hell, that's not even worth being old for!"

[Difdi]

Elderly man walks in and asks the clerk what the senior discount is on gas. She tells him five cents a gallon, and he replies, "A nickel? Hell, that's not even worth being old for!"

...Or free with the right amount of beans...

[VenomX]

A senior discount on gas??

I could sooo see that going bad where I work. We would have customers fighting with us to "let them slide" with the discount....

[Becks]

Elderly man walks in and asks the clerk what the senior discount is on gas. She tells him five cents a gallon, and he replies, "A nickel? Hell, that's not even worth being old for!"

Said in the right tone of voice and that could be the funniest thing I hear in any given day.

[Gothicsmurf]

Elderly man walks in and asks the clerk what the senior discount is on gas. She tells him five cents a gallon, and he replies, "A nickel? Hell, that's not even worth being old for!"

Back in my day, a nickel would buy you a tank of gas, an ice cream soda for you and your sweet heart, a song in the juke box and a penny for the bank...

[Andara Bledin]

Back in my day, a nickel would buy you a tank of gas, an ice cream soda for you and your sweet heart, a song in the juke box and a penny for the bank...

Yeah, but how long did you have to work (and in what conditions) to get yourself that nickel?

^-.-^