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Elvis and his friends return...
I probably would have never have ever brought this up ever again, but I happened to run into the most annoying of all my walmart co-workers that I was supposed to be in charge of. This guy had a thing for Elvis and had a tendency to be bizarre, strange, and ditsy. He was know to have obsessive compulsive disorder and at any to to think he was Elvis, Dolly Parton, Rodney Dangerfield, and several other ecentric and very dead celebs.
Well to start off why I personally couldn't really stay in the same room with this guy for too long by myself. One day I'm putting up stock in stationary, it's back to school time so I've got a lot to stock. Out of the blue without saying anything he walks up behind me and makes me drop a full box of loose leaf paper on my foot and proposes to me. Which my response was to start hitting with a flattened cardboard box. Especially since I had been engaged for about a month before I started working there and he even met my fiance.
The second thing that drove me into wanting to bash him in the head was when he was sent to help me. I was told he'd be helping till back to school was done with little did I know I was gonna need ear plugs. But I'm getting ahead of myself a bit. I had him and one other person helping me. I had been working the department since I started and knew it well enough so I told the two to zone the area to get to learn it. The guy from the garden center is like okay I can do that and starts at it right away. However Elvis starts putting up stock right away. He has no clue where anything goes and with every box he picks up he has to ask where it goes. Even if it was six boxes of notebooks which all went in the same alley. This I was okay with and after a while the other guy starts answering Elvis for me. After our first break Elvis starts whistling the presidential march. I listen and think damn he's a really good whistler. Then after two hours of the whistling the garden center guy asks if there is anything in the steel (extra large heavy duty shelves that pallets of merchandise can fit on for those who don't know) and being nice I give he somethings to search for so at least one of us can get away. Oh did I mention he never changed songs. Two more hours of this pass and finally I snapped I yelled at him to shut up or change songs. Which at this he comes to where I'm standing and says you don't have to be so sarcastic. I told him straight out Elvis I'm being honest shut up, change songs, or your going to killed for driving one of us insanity. Gardener guy was behind me and he said Elvis I have t agree with her. One of my bosses just happened to be working near by and over heard this exchange and yelled Elvis I agree with them also.
There were several other things this guy did. These two things were probably the events that made up my mind about him. But anyway the only reason I brought this up was he sat next to me on the bus I guess his mom stopped or wouldn't give him a ride to where ever.
Well to start off why I personally couldn't really stay in the same room with this guy for too long by myself. One day I'm putting up stock in stationary, it's back to school time so I've got a lot to stock. Out of the blue without saying anything he walks up behind me and makes me drop a full box of loose leaf paper on my foot and proposes to me. Which my response was to start hitting with a flattened cardboard box. Especially since I had been engaged for about a month before I started working there and he even met my fiance.
The second thing that drove me into wanting to bash him in the head was when he was sent to help me. I was told he'd be helping till back to school was done with little did I know I was gonna need ear plugs. But I'm getting ahead of myself a bit. I had him and one other person helping me. I had been working the department since I started and knew it well enough so I told the two to zone the area to get to learn it. The guy from the garden center is like okay I can do that and starts at it right away. However Elvis starts putting up stock right away. He has no clue where anything goes and with every box he picks up he has to ask where it goes. Even if it was six boxes of notebooks which all went in the same alley. This I was okay with and after a while the other guy starts answering Elvis for me. After our first break Elvis starts whistling the presidential march. I listen and think damn he's a really good whistler. Then after two hours of the whistling the garden center guy asks if there is anything in the steel (extra large heavy duty shelves that pallets of merchandise can fit on for those who don't know) and being nice I give he somethings to search for so at least one of us can get away. Oh did I mention he never changed songs. Two more hours of this pass and finally I snapped I yelled at him to shut up or change songs. Which at this he comes to where I'm standing and says you don't have to be so sarcastic. I told him straight out Elvis I'm being honest shut up, change songs, or your going to killed for driving one of us insanity. Gardener guy was behind me and he said Elvis I have t agree with her. One of my bosses just happened to be working near by and over heard this exchange and yelled Elvis I agree with them also.
There were several other things this guy did. These two things were probably the events that made up my mind about him. But anyway the only reason I brought this up was he sat next to me on the bus I guess his mom stopped or wouldn't give him a ride to where ever.
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