I don't want to get out of bed tomorrow

[Worker-Intellectual]

Why?

The crappy tire 84th birthday celebration, where they celebrate by having a big sale. Hooray...

Unfortunately, for some reason they didn't like my suggestion on how to celebrate the company's 84th birthday: pay everyone double

[Worker-Intellectual]

Lets see, today we had scratch and win cards that don't scratch well...

Tomorrow we are giving out free grab bags to the first 100 customers...

Also, tomorrow I'm putting in my two weeks notice.

[friendofjimmyk]

I picture your grab bags containing heavy duty tires for monster trucks.

Ihatecrappytire, "Here you go folks, enjoy!"