More Tech Centre Stupidity

[AdvancedFlea]

Ok, at the back of our tech centre there are 2 doors, one leads to the office/training room and the other is the cuboard where we store all the jobs pending, in progress and complete, our tools, our belongings, a punch bag and all the other bits and bobs occaionally required by the tech centre.

One of our techs, Matt went in there with Maria, I have no idea what they were after but it’s totally irrelevamnt anyway.

Gregg: *sitting fiddleing around with the paper work gets a sudden grin on his face* lets barracade them in there
Me: uh?
Gregg Matt and maria *Gets up* Lets barricade them in there
Me: Oh...hehehe

So at this point, Gregg begins to block the door and I start to help. He pulls the small filing cabinettes across infront of it, and I get the several large boxes of paper we have sitting next to the printer, start stacking them up behind the door.

We built quite a decent blockade before they noticed. We used;

• The filing cabinette
• Several boxes of paper
• A few boxed-up X-Rocker chairs from just outside the tech centre
• The tec centre fire extinguishers
• The faulty PCs that were sitting on the returns shelf

Maria starts trying to shove the door, but gives up quickly as she realises that it ain’t gonna budge

Ade comes back into the tech centre and looks at our blockade

Ade: what the FUCK? Why the fuck have you two bastards made a mess of my fucking department?!
Me: We’ve blockaded Matt and Maria in the cuboard
Ade: *Looks through the glass at Maria who’s looking rather helpless and Matt who’s just standing there, looking back* He ain’t even fuckin’ helping her. Sad bastard *Yells over the top* (there is no ceiling in there) OI MATT, YA TWAT! Help her bardge the door then!!
Matt: *shakes head*
Ade: Come on bitch and botch, get this shit hifted

Gregg and Me: *clear the crap out the way and let them out*
Maria: Pair of bastards *shoves me*
Ade: Matt you sad bastard, you should have helped her
Matt: I’m too fucking weak
All of us: ar. We know.
Matt: Fuckers

This is what happens when technicians get bored

[crazylegs]

I like it, after all thats what fire extinguishers are for, either propping open or blocking fire doors!

[Samaliel]

Just as long as they don't have fire extinguishers fights.

(My dad did, in his days.)

[AdvancedFlea]

we did that at the old store, when we moved out of our old unit and into the new one. we were told by the retail park that if we left the fire extinguishers that we would be fined, since they didn't come with the unit. they were close to their "recharge by" date so instead of getting them re-charged, we had an extingisher war...well...not with the Co2 ones, ofcourse ^^;

[Slytovhand]

I'm waiting for the translation..especially Ade's first line

[AdvancedFlea]

I'm waiting for the translation..especially Ade's first line

heh. you can pretty much guarentee if I have posted somthing here with ade in it, he's said somthing funny. he's sharp as a sword, that guy

[Slytovhand]

I'm noticing that....

It's sort of like my lot (well... a couple of us). If it's offensive - someone will say it.... (we just don't get the same sort of opportunities to be mad )

[AdvancedFlea]

I'm noticing that....

It's sort of like my lot (well... a couple of us). If it's offensive - someone will say it.... (we just don't get the same sort of opportunities to be mad )

same with us. I get ripped on for being gay, rich gets it for having small hands, Rob gets it for being short ade gets it for living in pendeford. if it's offensive, it gets said.

[cinema guy]

Again, I will attempt to translate:

Ade: what the FUCK? Why the fuck have you two bastards made a mess of my fucking department?!
What the sexual intercourse? Why the sexual intercourse have you two illigitimate children made a mess of my fornicating department?
Me: We’ve blockaded Matt and Maria in the cuboard
Ade: *Looks through the glass at Maria who’s looking rather helpless and Matt who’s just standing there, looking back* He ain’t even fuckin’ helping her. Sad bastard *Yells over the top* (there is no ceiling in there) OI MATT, YA TWAT! Help her bardge the door then!!
He is not even helping her fornicate. *No that's not right.* He isn't even fornicating helping her. You are a nerdy illigitimate child. Oh, Matthew! You are the slang term for a vagina. Help her shove the door.

Matt: *shakes head*
Ade: Come on bitch and botch, get this shit hifted
My dear colleagues, who I liken to a female hound and improper workmanship, remove these miscellaneous items.
Gregg and Me: *clear the crap out the way and let them out*
Maria: Pair of bastards *shoves me*
Ade: Matt you sad bastard, you should have helped her
Matthew, you illigitimate child who need to get a life, you should have helped her.
Matt: I’m too fucking weak
I am too weak to fornicate.
All of us: ar. We know.
Matt: Fuckers
Fornicaters.

[AdvancedFlea]

Again, I will attempt to translate:

...

good god, I LOVE you!

[cinema guy]

good god, I LOVE you!

*blushes* Why, thank you!

[AdvancedFlea]

*blushes* Why, thank you!

tis true. your translations greatly amuse me x3

[Slytovhand]

Yea Verily!