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  • Think I Scared A Kid

    So I'm at work (where else would I be?) and after I ring up someone I notice this kid in my toy isle playing Bowling with the dodge-balls we have.

    I stood at the end of the isle and just stared at him until he noticed me, at which point he halted. He has this weird smug little smirk on his face and I guess he didn't think I was all that much a bother, seeing as he was almost my height (can't help being short).

    I just stared at him for a bit before I spoke, in a low soft voice like a small child asking permission to pet a sleeping puppy, and very slowly. "When...you're done playing...will you put up the toys?"

    Please note, I am a tiny thing and being around perverts all my life I've picked up on a few things. This kid's little eyeballs got big as saucers and he nodded silently, at which point I said my thanks, continuing in that very soft tone, and went back to filling glasses.

    When I checked back later the toy isle was clear.
    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

  • #2
    RW, can you teach me that?
    I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
    Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
    Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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    • #3
      You pony up the money to pay for my gas and foodstuffs and i'll teach it to you in your very own home.
      Now a member of that alien race called Management.

      Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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      • #4
        *laughs*

        Dude... that was.... so awesome....
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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