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  • #1

    Have you seen this?

    Introducing the Monster Energy Condom!!!!

    I never imagined using promotional condoms to advertise a product.

    Front side


    Back side I just about doubled over with laughter when I read the "Unleash the Beast!"


    That's right, my store's Monster Energy representative brought this in to me when he told me about their new line of "BFC" cans. Take a guess what "BFC" means....

    I know I have a warped sense of humor, but I think I'm going to keep it for the comedic value.
    The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager

    Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy
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  • #2
    ... But wouldn't a condom be leashing the beast? Or caging it? Hm...

    *wanders off to ponder*

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    • #3
      Think it's Monster Energy flavored? Also, I don't get it:
      Take a guess what "BFC" means....
      Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

      Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

      I wish porn had subtitles.

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      • #4
        Quoth aurelemsrealm View Post
        That's right, my store's Monster Energy representative brought this in to me when he told me about their new line of "BFC" cans. Take a guess what "BFC" means....
        Big
        Fanschmabulous
        Can

        ???

        ... But wouldn't a condom be leashing the beast? Or caging it? Hm...
        You'd be shoving a plastic (or in this case, rubber) bag over its head.

        Kinda like what I feel like doing to Guillermo Mota right about now.
        Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

        "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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        • #5


          I want one!
          Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

          Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

          Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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          • #6
            Quoth Evil Queen View Post


            I want one!
            Me too, if for nothing more than comedic value.


            Eric the Grey
            In memory of Dena - Don't Drink and Drive

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            • #7
              Does it have an energy-drink-topical ointment in it by any chance?
              "If you find yourself fantasizing about throwing actual users into a blender, please get help... they're heavy." - Tom Dickson

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              • #8
                Quoth froglet View Post
                Does it have an energy-drink-topical ointment in it by any chance?
                Maybe it'll help revive you when you're down.


                Eric the Grey
                In memory of Dena - Don't Drink and Drive

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                • #9
                  <q>Maybe it'll help revive you when you're down.</q>

                  Sometimes one needs a little pick-me-up
                  Last edited by saint; 07-05-2008, 03:41 PM.
                  Things just get so crazy living life gets hard to do. I would gladly hit the road, get up and go if I knew,that someday it would bring me back to you.

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                  • #10
                    I want to add one or more to my...collection...
                    Unseen but seeing
                    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                    3rd shift needs love, too
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                    • #11
                      Quoth aurelemsrealm View Post
                      Take a guess what "BFC" means.....

                      I'm thinking "Birth-F***ing-Control". That's the first thing that popped into my head.

                      Oh, and I want one too..
                      If you don't like my attitude, talk to the manager!!! Oh, wait, that would be me!!

                      Yes, I'm the manager. I'm also known as "the brick wall".

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                      • #12
                        OMFG ROFL I SO need to find one of these!
                        ...how do used tampons attract thieves? ---Sleepwalker

                        Chickens are Asexual!

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