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  • The Dangers of Printing Your Own Signs

    One of my biggest pet peeves is the misuse of the apostrophe. This seems to be becoming a plague in America. I've seen signs that read: "Managers Special: xx% off milkshake's!" Two apostrophe errors in that one.

    The "your" vs. "you're" issue is a big one for me, too. That one's not so common on signs around here, but I did see that mistake in a caption on TV yesterday: "Your under arrest."

    It seems that most of these mistakes happen when employees or managers in the stores make the signs on their own, either by hand or on the computer. My own managers are guilty of this. I don't think those signs say anything good about the people who made them, and I would imagine that someone in a higher managerial role (like district or corporate) would be displeased to see it. Maybe that's just me.

    Anyway, for lunch yesterday, I wandered over to a nearby taco shop, and I found one of the worst signs I've ever seen. It was taped to the fountain drink dispenser, almost completely obscuring the Coca-Cola logo. It was printed on one sheet of paper, in Times New Roman, and appeared exactly like this:

    if drinks are not
    purchase here. refills
    need to be paid!!
    thanx's

    I was stunned. I had to write it down. It's the "thanx's" at the end that bothers me the most, but that whole sign needs to be changed. I realize that many of the employees may not speak English as their first language, and several are still in high school, but I should hope that there is someone there with enough linguistic sense to catch the problem.

    Anybody else care to whine with me about bad grammar, spelling, punctuation, and other such things, particularly on signs like those?
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  • #2
    Don't need to whine about that here... we go to Fratching and post it under the Elitist thread in "Things I hate".

    But - yep - such signage really annoys me too - especially if I have a good idea who did them and know that their english isn't that bad (certainly in the spoken sense).

    And also it used to get to me seeing bad english from restaurants and the like who specialise - but can't get their own foodstuffs right!

    (btw - I like my !!!'s too )


    Slyt
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    • #3
      Oh yeah.

      I recently became copywriter for the org I work for (fairly major international social org) and you would not believe the crappy grammar, spelling, and punctuation that we regularly sent out on emails. *shudders* I have since gained a reputation around the office as a grammar Nazi. And damn proud of it!

      Let us lament the poor semi-colon; hardly anyone uses it anymore, and it's such a lovely bit of punctuation...
      "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

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      • #4
        Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
        and it's such a lovely bit of punctuation...
        So are ellipses.
        "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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        • #5
          Our old snake of an LP guy was like that. He made signs to post on the cardboard baler and the garbage compactor detailing the lock-out tag-out procedure for those machines. Here now is an excerpt from those signs, as best as my memory recalls:

          To do a lock out tag out of the compactor you must follow these steps First you need to turn off the power for the compactor at the main power switch this is located on the wall outside next to the compactor To turn off the power pull down the handle and you will see a hole this is where you need to place the tag which is located in the receiving office the tags are in the second drawer in the file cabinet.....

          and on and on like that. Holy run-on sentence Batman! There were maybe two periods in the entire block o' text.

          Every time I'd pass the compactor or the baler and notice those signs, I'd get the giggles. Bad.

          After he left and a new LP person came in, those signs were replaced with new ones which outlined the steps in a less-verbose, numbered list, and was typo-free and contained punctuation marks in all the right places.
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          • #6
            Quoth HawaiianShirts View Post
            Anybody else care to whine with me about bad grammar, spelling, punctuation, and other such things, particularly on signs like those?
            "CatMan Donantions Here"

            and

            "Donate to the (local county) Countie Pet Santuary"

            Bother were printed on cardboard boxes and placed inside my store, per management, but created by the people who organizes both places.
            Now a member of that alien race called Management.

            Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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            • #7
              Quoth Slytovhand View Post
              Don't need to whine about that here... we go to Fratching and post it under the Elitist thread in "Things I hate".
              completely off topic, but that reminded me, according to Stephen Colbert I am an elitist (you see I spell correctly, use a napkin, eat with a knife and fork, and believe books are for reading)

              oh and the worst I've seen for signs (at places I've worked) was (and still is)

              Shuttle in the morning is by reservation only, have you made your reservation yet?

              correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't that be two separate sentences?
              If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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              • #8
                Under Elitist? How is expecting people to do things correctly elitist?
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                • #9
                  Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post

                  Shuttle in the morning is by reservation only, have you made your reservation yet?

                  correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't that be two separate sentences?
                  It could technically have a semicolon, but a period would get the point across better in my opinion. Because they're two independent clauses (they could each hold their own as a sentence), a semicolon would be appropriate, though not preferred.

                  /end grammar lesson for the day (I've also been called a grammar nazi)
                  Train up a child in the way he should go, and when he is old he will not depart from it.

                  Proverbs 22:6

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                  • #10
                    Quoth marasbaras View Post
                    Under Elitist? How is expecting people to do things correctly elitist?
                    The name of the thread has the word "elitist" in the title. Read it and you'll see you're on the same page as the OP of that one.
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                    • #11
                      When I worked part time at the Truck Dealership they had a sign on the tech's computer for requesting time off.

                      The grammar and spelling was so bad I got a red pen and corrected it, then I put a big F on the page.

                      Odd that the sign went down shortly after.

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                      • #12
                        My favourite sign ever was at the public library...

                        "WIN THIS HAMPER! Make a donation in December and we'll put you in a drawer."


                        I once made an "OUT OF ORER" sign, I realised the mistake as I was putting it up. So I trashed it and made a correctly spelled one.

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                        • #13
                          In the projection booth we have a dry-wipe board to list the prints that are in the cinema. It is currently showing 'Prine Caspian (x2 DTS)'.
                          "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                          • #14
                            I can't count the number of signs and notes (for and by employees) that make reference to the cash "draw." That's what happens when you have a state where the inhabitants have a thick accent and terrible school systems.

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                            • #15
                              http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

                              Some of the signs/letters on here have me crying and laughing at the same time.

                              Thankfully, all of our signage at the Bread Co. come from corporate - so they are professionally printed and grammatically correct. Thank Gord.

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