1) Yes, that is my work van.
2) Yes, it has a Mercedes engine in it.
3) No, I don'tcare know if it's the five cylinder.
4) Because the dealership bragged about it being Mercededs. I could care less.
5) About 20 MPG.
6) Yeah, but it's a diesel engine. Which costs about 20% more, so we're not saving money.
7) No, I find it annoying.
8) Because it's too big and too twitchy.
9) I mean that it has sensors on everything, that will bug you about the smallest thing. And there's no way to tell the damn van "I already know that. Stop bugging me."
10) If you will excuse me, sir, I need to finish working now.
OK, look. This is not a Ferrari. It's not a Porche. It's not a Mustang, or Corvette, BMW, Hummer, or Aston Martin. It sure as hell isn't a Tesla Roadster, which is about the only one on that list that I would be bugging someone about. It's a Cargo Van. It is only a cargo van. There is nothing special about it, unless you're a fleet manager. Trust me on this. And stop bugging me.
2) Yes, it has a Mercedes engine in it.
3) No, I don't
4) Because the dealership bragged about it being Mercededs. I could care less.
5) About 20 MPG.
6) Yeah, but it's a diesel engine. Which costs about 20% more, so we're not saving money.
7) No, I find it annoying.
8) Because it's too big and too twitchy.
9) I mean that it has sensors on everything, that will bug you about the smallest thing. And there's no way to tell the damn van "I already know that. Stop bugging me."
10) If you will excuse me, sir, I need to finish working now.
OK, look. This is not a Ferrari. It's not a Porche. It's not a Mustang, or Corvette, BMW, Hummer, or Aston Martin. It sure as hell isn't a Tesla Roadster, which is about the only one on that list that I would be bugging someone about. It's a Cargo Van. It is only a cargo van. There is nothing special about it, unless you're a fleet manager. Trust me on this. And stop bugging me.
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