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    The other day, I was returning some skirts back to their racks. As I was putting one up, i knocked another one off of its hanger. When I bent down to pick it up, it had vanished. I still haven't found it over a week later.

    Completely OT, but I wonder if that trick would work on customers also (especially SCs)
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    Maybe it's the cousin of whatever is in the house that likes to take my shoes. Only one shoe, always the left one.
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    • #3
      Hmm. Vanishing skirt, eh? Usually it's just alcohol that makes clothing disappear.
      Must be a rip in the space/time continuum. Sorry, but the skirt's in Narnia now.
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      • #4
        Quoth Broomjockey View Post
        Hmm. Vanishing skirt, eh? Usually it's just alcohol that makes clothing disappear.
        Must be a rip in the space/time continuum. Sorry, but the skirt's in Narnia now.
        Nu huh it's in Xanth now beneath a pants tree and looking quite out of place.

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        • #5
          Actually, it's on the "Lost" island, and Jack's confused as all hell as to how it ended up on that polar bear.
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          • #6
            Quoth wagegoth View Post
            Maybe it's the cousin of whatever is in the house that likes to take my shoes. Only one shoe, always the left one.
            You have Stitch in your house?

            His destructive programming is taking effect. He will be irresistibly drawn to large cities, where he will back up sewers, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe.

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            • #7
              Quoth scroob View Post
              The other day, I was returning some skirts back to their racks. As I was putting one up, i knocked another one off of its hanger. When I bent down to pick it up, it had vanished. I still haven't found it over a week later.

              Completely OT, but I wonder if that trick would work on customers also (especially SCs)
              This thread's title is misleading! Now I'm disappointed

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              • #8
                Quoth draftermatt View Post
                You have Stitch in your house?
                Hmmm.

                It seems to like attention, or just to piss me off. It's probably time to sage the place and get threatening.
                Labor boards have info on local laws for free
                HR believes the first person in the door
                Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
                Document everything
                CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

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                • #9
                  Did you hear any noises before you lost track of the skirt? Maybe the Doctor regenarated into a female body and needed the it?
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