Some funny moments while on the clock...
When I worked at KFC ('97).. a fellow cook who liked to cause trouble with other co-workers thought it would be funny to snap a towel at me.. I grabbed 2 towels.. soaked them in water and pummeled him with them until he was in a fetal position and was crying.
When I worked at Builder's Square ('97).. I had a co-worker try to page me over the PA to the women's bathroom. (I'm male.)
Also the guy in paint flatulated noisily in front of a bunch of customers.
When I worked at CompUSA ('98-00), I had a co-worker bet me $5 that I couldn't fling a mousepad from one corner of the store to the opposite corner of the store and hit the Apple Computers sign hanging overhead (about 20-30 feet distance) .. I launched it, the sign fell off and smacked the retail manager in the head, and I was $5 richer. Manager never caught me. Said retail manager didn't like me anyways. He got fired for doing/selling illicit drugs on the clock a few years later.
When I worked at GFI Digital ('00-'01) I was working on a Fiery Print server.. and accidentally flipped the ribbon cable that connected the LCD panel on the box to an interface card.. Turned the machine on.. MAGIC SMOKE! Oh, forgot to mention.. this was at a customer site. Of course, I drove from customer's site (downtown) to HQ (20-30 miles away) and replaced it.
When I worked at Convergys Hazelwood ('01-'02), I witnessed a co-worker break out a nerf gun and shoot a widely disliked service level manager in the head with one of those sticky darts.. and made him crap his pants.
Ever since then, work's been pretty boring.. I rely on this site for funny stuff.
When I worked at KFC ('97).. a fellow cook who liked to cause trouble with other co-workers thought it would be funny to snap a towel at me.. I grabbed 2 towels.. soaked them in water and pummeled him with them until he was in a fetal position and was crying.
When I worked at Builder's Square ('97).. I had a co-worker try to page me over the PA to the women's bathroom. (I'm male.)
Also the guy in paint flatulated noisily in front of a bunch of customers.
When I worked at CompUSA ('98-00), I had a co-worker bet me $5 that I couldn't fling a mousepad from one corner of the store to the opposite corner of the store and hit the Apple Computers sign hanging overhead (about 20-30 feet distance) .. I launched it, the sign fell off and smacked the retail manager in the head, and I was $5 richer. Manager never caught me. Said retail manager didn't like me anyways. He got fired for doing/selling illicit drugs on the clock a few years later.
When I worked at GFI Digital ('00-'01) I was working on a Fiery Print server.. and accidentally flipped the ribbon cable that connected the LCD panel on the box to an interface card.. Turned the machine on.. MAGIC SMOKE! Oh, forgot to mention.. this was at a customer site. Of course, I drove from customer's site (downtown) to HQ (20-30 miles away) and replaced it.
When I worked at Convergys Hazelwood ('01-'02), I witnessed a co-worker break out a nerf gun and shoot a widely disliked service level manager in the head with one of those sticky darts.. and made him crap his pants.
Ever since then, work's been pretty boring.. I rely on this site for funny stuff.
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