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  • #31
    There's a trick to dealing with trapped birds. I once came across a swallow in a barn, where it had apparently flown in through the door but was desparately trying to get out through the window. And if you know anything about the swift family of birds, you know they *never* land, except to breed, so it was just fluttering there, rather than stopping and thinking about turning around to try a different opening.

    It was actually quite a simple matter to grab it in such a way that the wings folded properly, and keep hold of it for long enough to get to the door - no special tools needed, just both hands and some common sense. Probably a net would have been counter-productive. As soon as I let go of it, it went straight back to chasing flies outside.

    Of course, that only really works for small birds. Bigger ones, such as pigeons and seagulls, are usually intelligent and slow enough to be chased in the required direction - and I had to do that once when some got into my parents' loft (which is furnished - the mess was incredible).

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      Didn't walk in to this one (thankfully) but it was quite bad as I was just leaving (shift was over, had to get going to somewhere else) and only 2 were left out front. Anyway, I'm just handing over my money when a member of kitchen staff runs in shouting to turn off the water. Something had burst in the freezer of all places and was shooting water around everywhere. Now the most ridiculous thing is, even though customers can clearly see whats going on (eg. the plethora of staff armed with mops, napkins and whatever possible to stem the flow) they are still stood tutting by the door about the "lack of service".

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