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  • #16
    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
    Eben: Hey, once you get your scanner fixed, can you fax me a slice?
    I would, but HP explained the PIAA (Pie industry association of America) has sent me an injunction for copyright infringement. I have been illegally offering Pie for sharing.

    Sorry Irv/EQ, You'll have to come pick up the pie in person.
    Eben56
    If ultimately you let the people that fuck you over decide your attitude then they won.

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    • #17
      When you guys pick up Irv, swing by and get me. And if you wait a few weeks, Bella can come along, too!!!!
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #18
        Sure! I'm sure Irv will survive in the trunk just fine.

        And don't forget the Ninja Pirate costumes!
        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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        • #19
          Ninja pirate costumes. Let's see....

          Black clothing? Check.

          Some sort of sash? Check.

          Hoop earrings? Check.

          All I need is something to cover my face, a parrot and a sword.
          Unseen but seeing
          oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
          There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
          3rd shift needs love, too
          RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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          • #20
            Quoth Becks View Post
            Ninja pirate costumes. Let's see....

            Black clothing? Check.

            Some sort of sash? Check.

            Hoop earrings? Check.

            All I need is something to cover my face, a parrot and a sword.
            And rum. Lots and lots of rum.
            Osoroshii kangae nimo osoware masu...

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            • #21
              Don't forget the hat! The Pirate Hat is a staple!
              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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              • #22
                ferret-felching buffoon
                Stolen. (Perhaps changed to 'baboon' as the mood strikes me.)

                Thanks IPF.

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                • #23
                  Quoth Iris Kojiro View Post
                  And rum. Lots and lots of rum.
                  I'm not really a rum kinda girl, but maybe I can be the Irish ninja pirate and bring along some Guinness.

                  Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                  Don't forget the hat! The Pirate Hat is a staple!
                  Ah, yes. The hat. I can't believe I forgot about the hat!!
                  Unseen but seeing
                  oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                  There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                  3rd shift needs love, too
                  RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                  • #24
                    Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                    It's easier then you would think; take all the stories he's ever posted about (even the ones in his private pink camo diary he hides under the mattress) and analyse them to death. Eventually we'll discover where he lives, where he works, if how many bowls of Fruit Loops he ate for breakfast this morning.

                    Then we hunt him down, dressed in Ninja costumes with Pirate hats (because Ninja Pirates kick ass), kidnap him, throw him in the trunk, drive around for several hours and drag him into a neat little pub and watch him try to drink a beer blindfolded.

                    With his hands tied behind his back.

                    You can view it all on You Tube.
                    LMAO!!! You have it all planned out!

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                    • #25
                      Quoth SG15Z View Post
                      LMAO!!! You have it all planned out!
                      Of course she does, she has many an evil plan all ready to go...

                      Be afraid. Be very afraid.

                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                      • #26
                        Of who? Of me?

                        Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                        Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                        Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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