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Irv's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day (long)
Eben: Hey, once you get your scanner fixed, can you fax me a slice?
I would, but HP explained the PIAA (Pie industry association of America) has sent me an injunction for copyright infringement. I have been illegally offering Pie for sharing.
Sorry Irv/EQ, You'll have to come pick up the pie in person.
Eben56
If ultimately you let the people that fuck you over decide your attitude then they won.
When you guys pick up Irv, swing by and get me. And if you wait a few weeks, Bella can come along, too!!!!
Unseen but seeing oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv 3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
Sure! I'm sure Irv will survive in the trunk just fine.
And don't forget the Ninja Pirate costumes!
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
All I need is something to cover my face, a parrot and a sword.
Unseen but seeing oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv 3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
Ah, yes. The hat. I can't believe I forgot about the hat!!
Unseen but seeing oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv 3rd shift needs love, too
RIP, mo bhrionglóid
It's easier then you would think; take all the stories he's ever posted about (even the ones in his private pink camo diary he hides under the mattress) and analyse them to death. Eventually we'll discover where he lives, where he works, if how many bowls of Fruit Loops he ate for breakfast this morning.
Then we hunt him down, dressed in Ninja costumes with Pirate hats (because Ninja Pirates kick ass), kidnap him, throw him in the trunk, drive around for several hours and drag him into a neat little pub and watch him try to drink a beer blindfolded.
Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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