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  • I taught someone a hotel rule today

    Here's a pro tip for anyone entering the hotel industry who's going to be stationed at the front desk, or anywhere in the lobby. Find a good place, and stash a few bathrobes there. Why?

    One of my employees and I are standing at the desk, and someone comes down clothed in his newspaper. This happens more often than you might think...someone's here for a romantic night, and they pick up their paper...and the door closes behind them. They don't want to wake up their significant other, and they don't notice the house phone, so they come into the lobby by taking pages and clutching them front and back.

    Now, our front desk doesn't like things like robes stashed there, so I keep them very well hidden (only the night auditors and me know about the spot, since there's a removable panel in the desk ). It comes in handy, since I can reach in and pull out a complimentary bathrobe, then escort them back to a nice spot behind the desk where they can enjoy a moment of privacy (they can't do anything back there, so I can leave them alone for a bit). As embarassing as the moment is for them, they always seem to realize that I've done this before, and I'm not going to gawk at them...plus, since I gave them a bathrobe, I can usually enjoy a nice tip later ($40 this time, a new record! )

    All this because I planned on people getting caught in an "oh shit" moment, hehe...
    "That's too bad. Hospitals aren't fun to fight through."
    "What IS fun to fight through?"
    "Gardens. Electronics shops. Antique stores, but only if they're classy."

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    Good service DOES pay.
    "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

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    • #3
      Very well indeed; I do the same thing with towels. We don't have bathrobes at this hotel.
      Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

      Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

      Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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      • #4
        ...someone's here for a romantic night, and they pick up their paper...and the door closes behind them. They don't want to wake up their significant other,
        Why the hell not? If I'm naked and locked out, first thing I'm going to do is bang on the door til boyfriend gets his ass up and opens it. I'm not going to walk naked through a hotel with a piece of paper strategically hiding my naughty bits. Why do these people have such a problem with just knocking on their door so their SO can let them in?

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        • #5
          Quoth Sableonblonde View Post
          Why do these people have such a problem with just knocking on their door so their SO can let them in?
          Possibly because their SO will laugh his/her ass off at them, and never let them live it down?

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          • #6
            Quoth Difdi View Post
            Possibly because their SO will laugh his/her ass off at them, and never let them live it down?
            Or because the person in the room isn't really their SO and banging on the door, possibly waking up other guests and alerting hotel staff, might uncover the real reason they're at a hotel.
            I work at Walgreens.

            (I'm just tired of mentioning it every time I want to relate to a story. )

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            • #7
              tee he it's the old 'Click and SHIT' moment.

              done that more than enough times I wish to remember!
              I am evil, I should change my middle name legally TO evil, I'm proud of my evilness! Makes life fun! bwhaha

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              • #8
                Quoth Difdi View Post
                Possibly because their SO will laugh his/her ass off at them, and never let them live it down?
                I would so do that.
                Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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