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Or also known as, playing mean tricks on Angry Old Man Bill.
This old guy Bill, he is quite an asshole, but for some reason likes some of us young pups, most likely because he can be quite dirty and perverted, as are we.
Last night, my former fellow trainer (but now my trainer) Ben was in a playful mood and he noticed that Bill was scheduled to be answering the phone all night if people from other departments called. We have a cordless phone that stays at that person's work station the majority of the night, then they charge it for a few hours and either Ben or I will answer it while it sits on its home.
Ben took one look at the "locate" button......pressed it, and started laughing hysterically. "He'll think someone is calling him! Blas, go see what Bill is doing..."
I walked over to the other side of the room, and Bill was flipping out on the phone. Obviously it would keep beeping until he shut it off......
Then a few minutes later, Ben said "I'm going to go talk to Bill....wait 30 seconds and then press the button." So I did. And as Bill was getting infuriated once again at the phone, Ben told him what we had been up to.
I guess Bill told Ben "You rotten little shits! Ok then, since you like that button so much, when it's time for my bathroom breaks, hit that button so I know it's time to go."
(Bill has a strict bathroom schedule...lol)
I can't wait to see what Cranky Old Man Bill will have set up for Ben and I tonight. He has duct taped my knife holder to the table, he has rearranged my whole work area to be bassackwards, he once turned off the copy machine....
This old guy Bill, he is quite an asshole, but for some reason likes some of us young pups, most likely because he can be quite dirty and perverted, as are we.
Last night, my former fellow trainer (but now my trainer) Ben was in a playful mood and he noticed that Bill was scheduled to be answering the phone all night if people from other departments called. We have a cordless phone that stays at that person's work station the majority of the night, then they charge it for a few hours and either Ben or I will answer it while it sits on its home.
Ben took one look at the "locate" button......pressed it, and started laughing hysterically. "He'll think someone is calling him! Blas, go see what Bill is doing..."
I walked over to the other side of the room, and Bill was flipping out on the phone. Obviously it would keep beeping until he shut it off......
Then a few minutes later, Ben said "I'm going to go talk to Bill....wait 30 seconds and then press the button." So I did. And as Bill was getting infuriated once again at the phone, Ben told him what we had been up to.
I guess Bill told Ben "You rotten little shits! Ok then, since you like that button so much, when it's time for my bathroom breaks, hit that button so I know it's time to go."
(Bill has a strict bathroom schedule...lol)
I can't wait to see what Cranky Old Man Bill will have set up for Ben and I tonight. He has duct taped my knife holder to the table, he has rearranged my whole work area to be bassackwards, he once turned off the copy machine....
she didn't like that
Usually got the desired results (scream, cry, despair.... laughter 
)
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