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[LingualMonkey]

As much as it tortures me in order to say this, I sees [plokh] at least of times week. Remove me.

(Orig: As much as it pains me to say this, I see worse at least once a week. Shoot me. Translated into Russian and back.)

[prb]

Shouldn't no language be slaughtered where a lot of, even if you don'? does the t understand him, that'? s precisely too much far. (English-Greek-Engrish)

No language should be butchered that much, even if you don't understand it, that's just gone too far.

[sms001]

Todays come the security...

I've seen this particular mishap before and for some reason I'm thinking slavic, not asian.

English to Russian to English per rules:

I' ve seen to this specific mishap is earlier and for some reason I'm slavic thinking, not Asian.

And the original, E to R to E:

Security to the store today's comes and he speaks the signs of don't turns further in the night and piers are necessary entire work of signs.