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....steak? Really? You REALLY think I want to buy that....
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Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester
Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z
Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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In our town transient vendors have to register with the police department and get a solicitor's permit after showing photo ID.* It makes it soooo much easier to deal with these guys:
"Wanna buy some meat?"
"Did you register for a vendor's permit?"
"What? Um. Yeah."
"Great. What's you name? I'm going to call the police and check on that. It will just take a moment."
Cue the "vendor" running away as fast as he can.The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.
The stupid is strong with this one.
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At home, we get the driveway repavers. These fools tend to show up during the summer, and always claim to "have some leftovers from another job." Yeah, I really want that motor oil or dirty water dumped on my driveway...Aerodynamics are for people who can't build engines. --Enzo Ferrari
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Quoth protege View PostAt home, we get the driveway repavers. These fools tend to show up during the summer, and always claim to "have some leftovers from another job." Yeah, I really want that motor oil or dirty water dumped on my driveway...
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