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for those who don't know I work at home improvement store with an orange theme going on...
any who I work in flooring and decor which basically means flooring and blinds. And when it comes to blinds I can get some real moronic SC.But i can also get some awesome customers too!!
I was relating a story to these 3 guys I was cutting blinds for. I explained that I have had a previous sc who as engineer who got pissed off. SC was mad b/c his blinds were a 1/16 of an inch off... that means 1/32 on each side.... you wont notice unless you have a ruler. Now all of our equipments can cut accurately within a 1/4 inch. I've been doing it long enough I can ususaly get you withing an 1/8 of inch (which is a bitch!). most people are just glad we cut blinds and do so for free. no engineer man went ape shit and made me cut him another one. (sadly it was when i still young and naive and had no real spine.... that has changed
).
CC1=cool customer 1
CC2= cool customer 2
CC3= cool customer 3
anyway I told my cool customers this story :
CC1: yeah they think they can calculate anything on paper
CC2: (smirk) yeah but I bet they can't calculate how long it takes a customer to go from normal to asshole
CC3: I can tell you
Me: oh?
CC3: a 1/16th of an inch or instanously which ever is quicker
We continued to joke around while i worked on cutting down their blinds. they were awesome and if they're reading this you guys can come back at anytime!
for those who don't know I work at home improvement store with an orange theme going on...
any who I work in flooring and decor which basically means flooring and blinds. And when it comes to blinds I can get some real moronic SC.But i can also get some awesome customers too!!
I was relating a story to these 3 guys I was cutting blinds for. I explained that I have had a previous sc who as engineer who got pissed off. SC was mad b/c his blinds were a 1/16 of an inch off... that means 1/32 on each side.... you wont notice unless you have a ruler. Now all of our equipments can cut accurately within a 1/4 inch. I've been doing it long enough I can ususaly get you withing an 1/8 of inch (which is a bitch!). most people are just glad we cut blinds and do so for free. no engineer man went ape shit and made me cut him another one. (sadly it was when i still young and naive and had no real spine.... that has changed
). CC1=cool customer 1
CC2= cool customer 2
CC3= cool customer 3
anyway I told my cool customers this story :
CC1: yeah they think they can calculate anything on paper
CC2: (smirk) yeah but I bet they can't calculate how long it takes a customer to go from normal to asshole
CC3: I can tell you
Me: oh?
CC3: a 1/16th of an inch or instanously which ever is quicker
We continued to joke around while i worked on cutting down their blinds. they were awesome and if they're reading this you guys can come back at anytime!
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