Quoth Wikipedia
Case the First:
I work two double shifts a week, which means I set out the breakfast twice a week. We put out fruit on one of those days, and that fruit is usually apples and bananas. This means that on that day, Raffi serenades me with Banana Phone. Without fail.
Case the Second:
Today a lady checked in, which in itself is not an unusual occurrence. Unfortunately the lady was quite plainly not wearing a bra beneath her skimpy blouse which set off Lords of Acid's I Must Increase my Bust, especially the part that goes...
I got to admit I'm obsessed by tits
I had this problem since I was a kid
I used to look up to my auntie Marie
'cause she had big tits hanging down to her knees
Her nipples were poking right out of her gown
If boobs gave you wings she'd be flying around
As I grew older I made up my mind
I'd get me the biggest ones I could find
...which even as I type is still shrieking through the hallways in the motel of my mind.
Would anyone else care to share?
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