Overhear in Church

[crazylegs]

I've just finished two days duty at large <religious location> . One thing that they do at about 10:30 is (over the speakers) announce that they would like all present to join them in prayer (fair enough, it's a church).

I overheard one lady utter the following...

"I didn't think they'd do that sort of thing here"

I could think of no witticism nor pithy put down for that one...

[Bright_Star]

What did she think they do in church-have a group punch-out or something?

[PepperElf]

kinda like laying on hands, karate style?

yeah, prayer in a church... who'd ever think that would happen heh

[South Texan]

"I didn't think they'd do that sort of thing here"

"I know. These new fangled ideas people get with religion. Whatever happened to the good old days of human sacrifices?"

[KhirasHY]

What did she think they do in church-have a group punch-out or something?

That would be awesome!

Imagine a worship service like that...

"Dear Lord, guide our hands as we play Little Mac and take down our enemies with much gusto. Uppercut-Amen!"

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WHAT!? Why is everyone looking at me like that!?

[Broomjockey]

Can't speak for others, but I'm looking at you like that because I can't believe you made a video game reference like that.

[KhirasHY]

Can't speak for others, but I'm looking at you like that because I can't believe you made a video game reference like that.

Pff...I'm bored, this place is dead, and I have to testify at a court case in 6 hours :P I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel for interesting things to do, and coming up with very little.

[wagegoth]

"I know. These new fangled ideas people get with religion. Whatever happened to the good old days of human sacrifices?"

Yeah, what about those human sacrifices? If you plan right, it can be a good way to get rid of the riff raff.

[Evil Queen]

What's next? Singing hymns??