Okay, first off, I work at a college police dept as dispatch during 2nd shift. The office is very open so anyone who walks by can see me and walk up to the desk and talk to me.
2nd. There is a group of kids that hang out about 100 ft away in a lounge area that we have dubbed "The Magic Kids" because they play Magic, D&D, and who the hell knows. They are loud, obnoxious and never go home. They stay until it's time to lock up the building (around 10 pm).
3rd. Last semester, one of these kids was in a class with me. He sat in front of me, and he had longish hair, never showered, smelled of cat pee, wore a coat that was 10 times too big for him and was just generally anxious and creepy.
Now said kid had a thing for me. I made the mistake of talking to him, or more correctly, asking him to please stop leaning on my stuff. Then my cell phone went off one morning and it was a Zelda ringtone. Should have known better to have that on there. Next thing I know, he's asking me questions like "What's your favorite Zelda game?" Should have ignored him. Then after a month of this, he asks me out. That was too weird, turned him down and informed him that I am engaged and sry.
Cut to this semester, I'm working and said kid walks back and forth in front of the office and he's pysching himself out trying to come up here. Sometimes he does it and ends up talking to my coworker. However earlier he came up and was shaking while he said (paraphrasing) "Oh, are you still engaged? Have you set a date? Oh, okay, well good luck."
I forgot to mention that my coworkers all give me crap for it and think it's hilarious.
Tonight was kind of a WTF. I had 3 different people hit on me in some creepy way. First this kid that's one of the magic group who always is singing and is handicapped comes hobbling up the stairs on his way out and is like "Night, M'am *wink wink wink wink*" THEN, this other guy walks up and said "Okay. I'm going to do it. *pause* I'm gonna scream and run away because I'm scared. *giggles and runs as fast as he can*. Then about an hour ago, there is this creeper old man who follows women around campus and he walks up and says "Now that's not a proper uniform for an officer to be wearing." I HAVE ON A SWEATER AND JEANS ON. AHHH
2nd. There is a group of kids that hang out about 100 ft away in a lounge area that we have dubbed "The Magic Kids" because they play Magic, D&D, and who the hell knows. They are loud, obnoxious and never go home. They stay until it's time to lock up the building (around 10 pm).
3rd. Last semester, one of these kids was in a class with me. He sat in front of me, and he had longish hair, never showered, smelled of cat pee, wore a coat that was 10 times too big for him and was just generally anxious and creepy.
Now said kid had a thing for me. I made the mistake of talking to him, or more correctly, asking him to please stop leaning on my stuff. Then my cell phone went off one morning and it was a Zelda ringtone. Should have known better to have that on there. Next thing I know, he's asking me questions like "What's your favorite Zelda game?" Should have ignored him. Then after a month of this, he asks me out. That was too weird, turned him down and informed him that I am engaged and sry.
Cut to this semester, I'm working and said kid walks back and forth in front of the office and he's pysching himself out trying to come up here. Sometimes he does it and ends up talking to my coworker. However earlier he came up and was shaking while he said (paraphrasing) "Oh, are you still engaged? Have you set a date? Oh, okay, well good luck."
I forgot to mention that my coworkers all give me crap for it and think it's hilarious.
Tonight was kind of a WTF. I had 3 different people hit on me in some creepy way. First this kid that's one of the magic group who always is singing and is handicapped comes hobbling up the stairs on his way out and is like "Night, M'am *wink wink wink wink*" THEN, this other guy walks up and said "Okay. I'm going to do it. *pause* I'm gonna scream and run away because I'm scared. *giggles and runs as fast as he can*. Then about an hour ago, there is this creeper old man who follows women around campus and he walks up and says "Now that's not a proper uniform for an officer to be wearing." I HAVE ON A SWEATER AND JEANS ON. AHHH
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