Urge to kill rising!!!!!!!!!!

[Binky]

I hate, HATE HATE!!!!! The printer at work!

I want it to die! So that we can get a new one that will perform MUCH MUCH better!!!!

Today I had to print out TWO 60 page documents. The printer first decided that it was going to roll all the pages into tight little tubes when it spat them out. GRRRR then, when I tried to correct this, it decided that each and EVERY tray was out of paper, every....single...page... and so despite putting the paper out and in again...and again...and again...for 30 pages. It still complained of having no paper!

THEN. I switch it on and off again. It decides to jam..every...single...page!!!!

THEN!!!!!!!! It printed everything out so pale that I had to re-print them all again!!!!!

URGE TO KILLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RISING! RIIIISING ....must KILL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Take it out to a field and kick and beat the shit out of it, a la Office Space

...damn it feels good to be a gangsta....

[It shouldn't]

I feel for you.

Our old printer was an 8 year old 4in1 machine. The lightbulb in the scanner part was having issues (constantly).
For a year I had to constantly turn it off and on to get it to scan/fax/copy anything. Then it just decided to not do it at all anymore.

Boss: Can you fax this for me? Here's the number.
Me: No! The printer/fax is saying scanner failure. No can do.
Boss: I didn't say scan it. I want it faxed!

Enter 20mins of me trying to explain that in order to send info out over the phone lines, the machine would have to scan it into it's 'brain' first and him reapeating "I don't wat it scanned, I want it faxed."

I finally said "fine, then you do it"

I now have a new 4in1 printer

[Megg]

We used to have a printer like that, until one day, my klutzy little self accidentally knocked it to the floor, breaking the paper tray thingie. Such a shame, I felt so terrible, but hey - accidents happen, eh?

Love the new fax/printer/copier we got, though.