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  • Oh Christmas tree, oh christmas tree

    Nothing is quite as fun as the Christmas Tree lighting up... and by Christmas Tree I don't meen the fake Douglas Fur sitting in the lobby.
    So far tonight we've had two people call 911 because they dial 9, then 1, then think for some reason they have have to dial 1 again for the area code
    Now, every time this happens our "christmas tree" (the switchboard in the back office) lights up... if you want an insight into just how much fun I've had every time this happens I have to first clear all the alarms... then I have to reset the whole system. So tonight, twice within a two hour period I've had to clear out three separate alarms for each call (at the phone at the front desk, at the switchboard itself, and on the security panel) then reset the whole system... twice.
    And then I have two finals tomorrow.
    Anyone want to volunteer to get me something to drown my sorrows with, because by noon I'm really going to need it.
    If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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    *sends cookies and a couple bottles of beer* How's that?
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts.-Winston Churchill

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    • #3
      Quoth ralerin View Post
      *sends cookies and a couple bottles of vodka* How's that?
      much better

      *edited for accuracy because I don't actually like beer... does that make me gay in the same way not liking football does
      If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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      • #4
        *sends brownies and a bottle of creme brulee liquor*

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        • #5
          *sends a couple of White Russians and a package of Oreos*
          "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

          My pony dolls: http://equestriarags.tumblr.com

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          • #6
            Fuck that...here comes some Whiskey and Twinkies....

            **What twinkies are yummie***
            My Karma ran over your dogma.

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            • #7
              Whiskey and Twinkies. What a combination. *twitches*

              *sends Mike vodka and a few bbq-ed pulled pork sandwiches, because that's what's for dinner tonight*
              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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              • #8
                Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                does that make me gay in the same way not liking football does
                Plus reading:
                Quoth digilight View Post
                here comes some Whiskey and Twinkies....
                As Twinks...
                =
                Rubi's mind just called Sephiroth and Cloud, and stocked up on oil...
                "I call murder on that!"

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                • #9
                  Quoth Juwl View Post
                  Rubi's mind just called Sephiroth and Cloud, and stocked up on oil...
                  mmm... Sephiroth and Cloud... if they weren't busy trying to kill each other that would be one cute couple
                  If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                  • #10
                    Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                    mmm... Sephiroth and Cloud... if they weren't busy trying to kill each other that would be one cute couple
                    Friend of mine had a fan-fic written about just that senario... She wrote it when she was 12... and illustrated it herself.... mmmm... the smexy goodness... (end thread jack)

                    Oh yeah... and have some Irish cream/rootbeer floats. Nom nom nom.
                    hea·then [hee-thuhn] noun
                    1. an unconverted individual that does not acknowledge the God of the Bible.
                    2. an irreligious, uncultured, or uncivilized person.
                    3. the children of NotSoInnocent.

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