Kissing manparts!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

So yesterday they started setting lawn and garden decor. Go figure, we've got a near blizzard going on and we're already putting lawn statues out for sale.

A couple of them looked...amusing. They were mushrooms with faces carved into them.

It just so happened the stems and the caps of the mushrooms were proportionate enough to resemble...a penis.

They came in a variety of faces, and one was a male mushroom and a female mushroom kissing. They looked like a couple penises sucking face.

What's more, they have solar lights in the caps, so they glow in the dark!

Of all the trade shows the buyer could have gone to to get ideas for what we should sell in lawn and garden this year, he had to go to the phallic lawn ornaments trade show?

[wagegoth]

Must have NOW!

[Becks]

I just *have* to see these.

[SG15Z]

Hmm....Should I? Yes I should!

[Amina516]

PLEASEEEEE post a pic of the kissing peni...(Is Peni plural for Penis? ) LMAO

[fireheart]

Hmm....Should I? Yes I should!

Damn you! I was gonna put that up....*sigh* THAT will teach me not to go buying nearly ALL of my Xmas presents on Christmas Eve!

And yes, pics please!

Also.






That is all.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Maybe this weekend. Depends if I can take a cell phone pic of it undetected.

[Imprl59]

Just what I need.... another glow in the dark pecker.

Steve B.

[powerboy]

I have to see this.

[PossJB]

PLEASEEEEE post a pic of the kissing peni...(Is Peni plural for Penis? ) LMAO

Just looked it up. The plural of "penis" can be either penises or penes (similar to the plural of crisis being crises).

Consider it your language lesson of the day.

[Becks]

Just what I need.... another glow in the dark pecker.

ANOTHER???

[PepperElf]

if they don't sell.... try to outsource to Japan.

Every year in late March (early april?) there's a Penis Festival...

Amid edible candies and phalluses carved out of gourds, and a 20 foot tall one (yes i saw photos)... I'm sure some lawn ornaments won't be too unusual.

[calulu]

Must have for lawn!!!!!

Do they come in glow in the dark too??

This would so piss off the neighbors so much more than pink flamingos.

[Animae]

is it bad that I want one?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Get ready to get shocked...

All our kissing dicks..I mean mushrooms...have been sold!



I sincerely hope they ended up being gag gifts and aren't going to be prominently displayed on anybody's lawns.

The grinning dicks are still in stock. I'll be going out shopping tomorrow and will try to stop in one of our stores along the way and take pictures will my cell phone camera.