Kissing manparts!

[calulu]

Do those penii/'shrooms look something like this?

http://reviews.doitbest.com/9213/737050/reviews.htm

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Good Lord, that's looks even more phallic than my mushroom statues!

He's almost got the little boys right by the bottom and everything!

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Being an amateur naturalist who's seen a lot of mushrooms, (as well as a dirty old lady whose seen a number of penii..great word, that....) I think I can safely say with confidence, mushrooms kinda look like dicks.

They just do.

Heck, maybe that's part of their charm.

When I was working in the photo lab, I got a pic of a fungus that looked like a male member even more than most. Seeing as how the tech in the next lab over was a naughty boy (His name was Randy, and I referred to him as "The Aptly-Named Randy) who told a lot of off color jokes, I snuck into his lab and left one on his workbench.

So when he's back from lunch, he shows up at my door with the photo in his hand. Conversation follows:

R: Did you leave this pic of a shlong on my workbench????
Me: What? Randy, that's not a penis, it's a mushroom.
R: Youre kidding.
Me: Man! What a filthy mind you have! What, do you see man meat everywhere you look? Sheesh! You need to get out of your darkroom more!
R: I can't believe that's a mushroom. Good lord. What the hell kind of mushroom is that? What's that called?
Me: Slimy Earth Dick.


I made the name Slimy Earth Dick up. It was actually a stinkhorn.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Well, here you go

Grainy cell-phone pics of the kissing dicks in all their glory!

Well...this one was taken in crappy backroom light and the statue was broken anyway. I had to fish it out of the salvage bin.



And now some more phallic mushroom statues with goofy grins on their faces. Enjoy.

[Pagan]

Oh....my....

I have got to get me one of those! Kind of reminds me of occasionally running across a, um, very traditional version of Kokopelli.

RK -
I found this picture http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...natus_two.jpeg of a stinkhorn mushroom that looks decidedly like another piece of anatomy.

[fireheart]

Now I REEALLY want one! Do you do shipping to Australia?

[SilverOrb]

*gulps* those freak me out. Make them go awayyyyyyyyy

[depechemodefan]

you know, those mushrooms remind me of priests (like 1500? or cardinals in the 1500's?) with hats on.

I was reading the The $64 Tomato: How One Man Nearly Lost His Sanity, Spent a Fortune,and Endured an Existential Crisis in the Quest for the Perfect Garden. This guy's wife wanted to buy a pink granite obelisk for the garden but he didn't want to buy it. He couldn't figure out why, until he realizes that A) it looks like a grave marker in a fancy cemetary and B) it look like a penis.

[calulu]

...and penises are wrong in gardens?

[wagegoth]

Whoever designed them must have played "Mushroom Age." And I still want some. Irv, I'm bummed that you have no stores in this part of the country.