It's not my fault!

[Parrothead]

Apparently, one of my managers is mad at me.

She had a dream where I skinned one of her dogs and one of her cats, and stole another cat to give my sister. It didn't look like me, but everyone in her dream was calling me "Pirate" (they really call me that at work, too.)

We thought it was funny. She kept blaming it on me all day.

[wagegoth]

Last night I dreamed I was working with Randall and Dante of Clerks at a fast food place. I'll never mix Nyquil and muscle relaxants again.