Like Making Customers Laugh?

[yizuman]

Customer with Lotto Tickets: "Could you please check them for me?"

Me: "Sure!!" *grabs a pen and makes a checkmark on top of each ticket* "Here ya go!"

[lordlundar]

oooooookayyyy...

We need to cut off yiz's caffeine/sugar intake.

[yizuman]

oooooookayyyy...

We need to cut off yiz's caffeine/sugar intake.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

I gotta have my Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!

[Buglady]

Heh. On occasion, when *I* have had too much caffeine/sugar, I've been known to respond to "Do you take Visa?" with a big grin and "Sure! Sometimes I even give them back!"

Most people laugh, but then I never even try that sort of thing with grumpy people.

[XCashier]

At my first job, the pizza restaurant, one in-a-hurry customer came up to my register and ordered, "Gimme a large pepperoni and step on it!"

"What size footprint would you like, sir?" I asked. Luckily, the man had a sense of humor and laughed.