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  • #1

    It Boggles the Mind!



    I average this call about once a week now. I have no idea what the hell it's about but if it's a prank, I sure as hell don't get it!

    Me: Good morning! <spiel>
    Caller: Don't mind the rain.
    Me: <I've had THIS call before!> Excuse me?
    Caller: Don't mind the rain.
    Me: O...kay...
    <click>


    What does it mean!? This mysterious "Rain" never happens! It's bright sunny days that I get these stupid calls and there's NO RAIN! My curiosity... she kills me...
    Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

    Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

    Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart
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  • #2
    Obviously it's the recognition codes for some gangs/drug dealers/CIA. You're not giving the correct response, so they simply hang up.

    Don't worry, when they drop the cocaine it will be on your co-worker's shift.
    "Joi's CEO is about as sneaky and subtle as a two year old on crack driving an air craft carrier down Broadway." - Broomjockey

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    • #3
      The yellow monkey crows at 3 am...
      http://footloosecomic.com Pirate Faeries!!

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      • #4
        Quoth Animae View Post
        The yellow monkey crows at 3 am...
        So that's what's waking me up! Damn monkey!
        No... Just No! And I mean it this time!

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        • #5
          Quoth Evil Queen View Post


          Caller: Don't mind the rain.
          RW: *Glees!* THE RAIN IS IN THE SKY! THE RAIN IS IN THE SKY! *click*

          Let them work their little brains around that one!
          Now a member of that alien race called Management.

          Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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          • #6
            Have you ever seen the rain?

            B
            "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."- Albert Einstein.
            I never knew how happy paint could make people until I started selling it.

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            • #7
              Quoth Bandit View Post
              Have you ever seen the rain?

              B
              CCR is on my top 10 favourite bands list.
              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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              • #8
                Does the rain come down through the rooftop? Does the rain come down and it won't stop?
                Drive it like it's a county car.

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                • #9
                  The Rain in Spain stays Mainly on the Plain.

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                  • #10
                    Ok I admit it EQ it was me! I thought it was funny.

                    Not really, but now I want to just for the fun of it!

                    Quoth Shpepper View Post
                    The Rain in Spain stays Mainly on the Plain.
                    I think she's got it!

                    How do you do.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth SG15Z View Post
                      Ok I admit it EQ it was me! I thought it was funny.

                      Not really, but now I want to just for the fun of it!



                      I think she's got it!

                      How do you do.
                      Luverly simply Luverly

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Shpepper View Post
                        Luverly simply Luverly
                        Luverly? I luver it!!

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                        • #13
                          "twas the closest aproximation I could come to of Eliza Dolittle, in written word.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth Shpepper View Post
                            "twas the closest aproximation I could come to of Eliza Dolittle, in written word.
                            Ah duh. I get it now!

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                            • #15
                              .....

                              The Life of the Wife is Ended by the Knife?

                              My Fair Lady parody on Family Guy.
                              Ridiculous 2009 Predictions: Evil Queen will beat Martha Stewart to death with a muffin pan. All hail Evil Queen! (Some things don't need elaboration.....) -- Jester

                              Ridiculous 2010 Predictions: Evil Queen, after escaping prison for last years prediction, goes out and waffle irons Rachel Ray to death. -- SG15Z

                              Ridiculous 2011 Prediction: Evil Queen will beat Gordon Ramsay over the head with a cast-iron skillet. -- FireHeart

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