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So Plaidman has asked me to share a couple of stories that have happened to me...
WELL...
First night working for current company while Plaidman is training me. He and I are standing behind the counter and the local security gaurd is leaning over the side counter just BS'in with us. Now, you must remember that at the time this conversation took place Michael Jackson was hot news for everything, hence a hot topic for discussion.
Security Guard: I just can't believe what is going on with Michael...
Plaidman: Well if he gets lonely he will always have his monkey...
SG: They should take the monkey away from that sick bastard...
PM: But it's only a monkey...
Me: Monkeys can offer unconditional love...
SG: But he's a Pedophile...
PM: He hasn't been convicted of that ever, he just has profound friendships with little boys...
Me: Well they shouldn't let him around little boys anymore, or a recording studio...
SG: True dat
PM: What about the monkey?
Me: Well... Even pedophiles need love too...
At this point, none of us have noticed so far, there are two customers that are about 5 feet away from the counter who have heard my blurted smart@$$ comment and stop and stare with mouths agape...
Of course in the same night us three are talking about the movie Clerks, duh right? Customer comes in, I card him for beer, he doesn't have it on him, I tell him no.. He replies with "You really arer just like F****** Dante in that movie dude!! F*** YOU!!!!"
SO within a 3 hour period you have my first Oopsie blurt, and my first insult working for the company... YAY!!!
WELL...
First night working for current company while Plaidman is training me. He and I are standing behind the counter and the local security gaurd is leaning over the side counter just BS'in with us. Now, you must remember that at the time this conversation took place Michael Jackson was hot news for everything, hence a hot topic for discussion.
Security Guard: I just can't believe what is going on with Michael...
Plaidman: Well if he gets lonely he will always have his monkey...
SG: They should take the monkey away from that sick bastard...
PM: But it's only a monkey...
Me: Monkeys can offer unconditional love...
SG: But he's a Pedophile...
PM: He hasn't been convicted of that ever, he just has profound friendships with little boys...
Me: Well they shouldn't let him around little boys anymore, or a recording studio...
SG: True dat
PM: What about the monkey?
Me: Well... Even pedophiles need love too...
At this point, none of us have noticed so far, there are two customers that are about 5 feet away from the counter who have heard my blurted smart@$$ comment and stop and stare with mouths agape...
Of course in the same night us three are talking about the movie Clerks, duh right? Customer comes in, I card him for beer, he doesn't have it on him, I tell him no.. He replies with "You really arer just like F****** Dante in that movie dude!! F*** YOU!!!!"
SO within a 3 hour period you have my first Oopsie blurt, and my first insult working for the company... YAY!!!
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