Or "Why I'm Glad I Don't Work in the Copy Center."
A woman came in tonight to have some stuff copied. As it happens, it was an invoice from Victoria's Secret that she found among her husband's stuff. And it wasn't for items he'd bought for her. She said it wasn't even her size.
One of the items on the invoice was a......whip......
I didn't even know you could get such things from Victoria's Secret.
So this woman was quite pissed and didn't hesitate to tell the copy center all about it. She intends to sue her husband for adultery.
That in itself would make for an interesting anecdote. But it gets better!
Not ten minutes after she leaves, a guy came in looking for have some documents scanned.
Divorce papers.
Guy: Yeah, my wife caught me cheating on her and I need to file for divorce so she can't sue me.
Yeah, it was THE guy. He missed his wife by less than ten minutes. Hoo boy, I'm glad he didn't come in while she was still there. I don't want to think about the scene that would have ensued.
If I didn't see that VS invoice with my own eyes, I probably wouldn't have believed this. Wow.
A woman came in tonight to have some stuff copied. As it happens, it was an invoice from Victoria's Secret that she found among her husband's stuff. And it wasn't for items he'd bought for her. She said it wasn't even her size.
One of the items on the invoice was a......whip......
I didn't even know you could get such things from Victoria's Secret.
So this woman was quite pissed and didn't hesitate to tell the copy center all about it. She intends to sue her husband for adultery.
That in itself would make for an interesting anecdote. But it gets better!
Not ten minutes after she leaves, a guy came in looking for have some documents scanned.
Divorce papers.
Guy: Yeah, my wife caught me cheating on her and I need to file for divorce so she can't sue me.
Yeah, it was THE guy. He missed his wife by less than ten minutes. Hoo boy, I'm glad he didn't come in while she was still there. I don't want to think about the scene that would have ensued.
If I didn't see that VS invoice with my own eyes, I probably wouldn't have believed this. Wow.
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