Pleasant working

[calulu]

First night shift that I've pulled in a while and I'm sitting here in my home office having a mojito while talking to customers. Okay, so I know this violates my job's substances rules but it's making me all smiley and warm and fuzzy towards the customers. I'm selling shitloads..

I could get very used to this.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Careful now, or else once your bosses see how much you're selling, they'll make drinking mandatory before hopping on the phones.

"You must be this potched before you begin taking calls."

[jedimaster91]

That actually might improve most of the calls.

[Skeksin]

RIMMER: How many of those are you going to drink?
LISTER: I told you not to talk. Game on.
RIMMER: You're going to drink an entire six-pack of wicked-strength
lager?
LISTER: I'm not gonna get plastered, Rimmer, just ... just nicely drunk.
RIMMER: Define "nicely drunk." Is "nicely drunk" horizontal or
perpendicular?
LISTER: Rimmer, I can handle it.
KRYTEN: I'm not sure I can.
LISTER: We're in the wrong position. It's an easier shot if we go over
here. (He moves into the "better" position and lines up the shot.)
RIMMER: But that's right in the orbital path of the planet! If you miss,
we're going to get a planet in the face.
LISTER: I'm not gonna mish.
RIMMER: "Mish?"
LISTER: What?
RIMMER: You said "mish." "I'm not gonna mish," you said. You've only had
two cans and you're steaming!
LISTER: Rimmer, will you relax? I know what I'm doing! I am not pished!
.........................
cuz you know it's cold outside with no kind of atmosphere....

[BrightEyedKitty]

I was introduced to that show just the other day.

I'll see if anyone else catches the reference before I spoil it though.

[Racket_Man]

just tell Rimmer to smeg off and give him the finger

Red Dwarf LIVES.

[PCGameGuy]

.....FYI, Netflix has Red Dwarf full seasons, and they are available as instant view for PC or other streaming devices as well as rental.... that is all....