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Electric Kettle: Not for stovetop use
Kids cough medicine: Do not drive or use heavy machinery
Kids cough medicine: Do not drive or use heavy machinery
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Warnings on sleep aids:
May cause drowsiness."So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13Comment
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Warning label on the printhead of a high speed dot-matrix printer (180lpm - 3 lines per second - it would go zeet-bam zeet-bam zeet-bam)
Do not insert personal object.
Damn right. That's the wrong way to beat it.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.Comment
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See, I had a thought of "what about an impersonal object?"Quoth dalesys View Post
Yours is funnier though.
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