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    So Monday night, I'm doing my usual thing and first customer of the night had tea that was marked down. No problem, anything marked down usually has a barcode on it so we can scan that and not have to rip the entire paper off. So I scan it-it asks for a weight.
    So I gently peel the sticker off to the point where I enter in the markdown manually. Enter in code. Nup, still asks me for a weight.
    So in the end, we had to discount dump it (basically an unknown item, but we can't do it anymore lest we get logged)

    And the other one I think was that someone in bakery had one too many....
    Lady rocks up with a 4-pack of finger buns. This one had a markdown sticker over the barcode but it was handwritten. OK, not a problem, bakery tend to run out of those all the time. So I peel off the centre part and attempt to scan it. Nup, not working. I go to peel off the bottom of the sticker to get the numbers. Type them in, nope, still not working. Ring bakery and ask for them to come down to my register. When she gets down there, she and I both take one look at the label and start ing around.

    The label said "Cheese and Fruit Platter-Small." And it was even printed on the bakery stickers. So she goes and gets me another one. I kept the other one on me that night because not only did it happen then, it happened twice during the night!

    Thankfully my customers were more amused by it
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

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    Had a good laugh at a Smith's (supermarket) that had just rearranged everything...

    The sign over aisle full of Chocolate Flavored Sugar Bombs (cereals) said...

    Non-Foods
    I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
    Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
    Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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    • #3
      Quoth dalesys View Post
      Chocolate Flavored Sugar Bombs (cereals) said...
      shouldn't those be frosted?
      Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

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      • #4
        Quoth Broomjockey View Post
        shouldn't those be frosted?
        You're right. Calvin & Hobbs are my mother's comic books (she's 79).
        I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
        Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
        Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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        • #5
          Yay, Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs!

          Part of a wholesome, nutritious, balanced breakfast, along with five grapefruits, a dozen bran muffins...
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            ...and a propeller beanie that doesn't fly?
            The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

            Now queen of USSR-Land...

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            • #7
              Quoth fireheart17 View Post
              ...and a propeller beanie that doesn't fly?
              At least it came in a really neat cardboard box.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                Quoth fireheart17 View Post
                ...and a propeller beanie that doesn't fly?
                And an obscure, easily forgotten cartoon mascot?

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                • #9
                  My store has a display of ping pong balls in front of the beer coolers. Nice.

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                  • #10
                    incitation to drinking game for the win
                    Long days, short nights, a bottle of NOS makes it all right.

                    Canadians Unite !

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                    • #11
                      Bananas near the condoms... I kid you not.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Dasota View Post
                        Bananas near the condoms... I kid you not.

                        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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