Short but amusing radio dialogue today. *suggestive, NSFW*

[Cyanocobalamin]

For clarity, I [C] am female and everybody else is male. Hopefully none of the guys involved will get in huge trouble for saying inappropriate things over the radio. I thought these were a comical ending to a long day.

J1: Cyan can you check in receiving for this wood ruler? The sku is (whatever).
C: OK… [The sku is not printed on the box, so I have to go to the nearby section to compare aforementioned ruler to planogram. No numbers match anything, no upc, no sku, nothing.] J1, nope I don’t have that wood ruler back here.
J2: Cyan, quit talking about rulers and wood and 8 inches and 12 inches and stuff. You’re turning him on.
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Just as I’m trying to finish up emptying a box so I can clock out…
M: Hey Cyan are you available?
C: No.
M: Um…. A lady needs help with labels.
K: Me and Cyan are back in receiving and we’re busy!

[powerboy]

I would do some of those too, whenever I get the chance.