I got an e-mail from a friend who works at >Old Bookstore<...it seems that two brilliant examples of human evolution tried to steal one of the Vera Bradley bags we carry. The alarm went off when they left (the bags are tagged because they get stolen like nobody's business) so an employee followed them to the parking lot to get a license plate number. The woman of the pair noticed they were being followed and dumped the bag behind another car. Employee retrieved it, only to find inside...
Wait for it...
Her own purse, complete with wallet and ID, lighter, spoon and syringe.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Hell, I guess I'll laugh.
Wait for it...
Her own purse, complete with wallet and ID, lighter, spoon and syringe.
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Hell, I guess I'll laugh.

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