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See? This is why I maintain that there are two types of humans: the sort descended from primates, and the other ones, the ones descended from cats, who always turn out to be SCs. 
All you cat folks know what I mean when I say that whatever you don't want a cat to do, that is the one thing it will want to do more than anything else in the world, even eating. Ever tried to close a door in the house? The cat only wants to be in the room you're in, even if you'd rather not have an audience for certain activities. There's some sort of psychic ability that only occurs in these cat-descended SCs that is triggered by someone not wanting them around. Suddenly that is the one place they MUST be or they'll whine and fuss and scratch at the door until you give in and let them into it.
Anyone have a better theory?
All you cat folks know what I mean when I say that whatever you don't want a cat to do, that is the one thing it will want to do more than anything else in the world, even eating. Ever tried to close a door in the house? The cat only wants to be in the room you're in, even if you'd rather not have an audience for certain activities. There's some sort of psychic ability that only occurs in these cat-descended SCs that is triggered by someone not wanting them around. Suddenly that is the one place they MUST be or they'll whine and fuss and scratch at the door until you give in and let them into it.
Anyone have a better theory?
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