What is that on your face?

[Cosmic Cat]

I was in a cash register with my coworker, "Richard." This lady walks in our door and out the mall entrance. When she walks in, we notice that she had a mask over her face. Richard says, "Here comes one of those SARS peope."

Then I see that the mask looks a little lacy. She made that mask out of a bra cup! After she walked out the door, we laughed so hard!

[Sofar]

A bus driver of mine wears one of those, (a mask, not a bra.) When asked about it, he told me that it was not in fact an air-filterer but a beard-concealer. He took it off, and I said, "Wow, I didn't know you had a beard." To which he replied, "See, it works!"