I work Daycare. Infants-5yrs old. My coworkers find me hysterical but are really paranoid a kid is going to repeat what I say to their parents... my brain to mouth filter fails on occasion...
To a 1 and a half yr old girl, after she has managed to pull her shirt off (and hide it) 4 times in the past hour. Frustrated Mei says:
"*name*, keep your shirt on til at least college, all right?"
To my boss, who needed me to change rooms right as one of the infants spit up all over me. Gross Mei says:
"BossLady, I have a vomit machine, don't make me use it!"
...I've got more... When I remember them.
To a 1 and a half yr old girl, after she has managed to pull her shirt off (and hide it) 4 times in the past hour. Frustrated Mei says:
"*name*, keep your shirt on til at least college, all right?"
To my boss, who needed me to change rooms right as one of the infants spit up all over me. Gross Mei says:
"BossLady, I have a vomit machine, don't make me use it!"
...I've got more... When I remember them.