How big of a box does this (random piece of furniture) come in?
Too big for your vehicle, if you even have to ask.
Will you have any trouble getting my recliner into my Chevy Aveo/Smart Car/other absurdly-small vehicle?
Nah, I'll just get the forklift and drop it on your roof. I hope you've got a good suspension.
Can I get the senior discount on this?
Sure. Just turn 55 and show up on the first Wednesday of the following month.
But I can't make it in on Senior Day!
Do I need to get out the chalkboard and the finger puppets? Senior discount are on the first Wednesday of the month ONLY.
Can you come to my house and get my (big piece(s) of furniture) inside and put them all together?
Sorry, not allowed to after the Mr. Peenywhacker incident. Who knew a chair leg could be inserted so deeply into a person's eye socket?
I have beer. :waggle:
It's probably Natty Ice. Or Camo.
Too big for your vehicle, if you even have to ask.
Will you have any trouble getting my recliner into my Chevy Aveo/Smart Car/other absurdly-small vehicle?
Nah, I'll just get the forklift and drop it on your roof. I hope you've got a good suspension.
Can I get the senior discount on this?
Sure. Just turn 55 and show up on the first Wednesday of the following month.
But I can't make it in on Senior Day!
Do I need to get out the chalkboard and the finger puppets? Senior discount are on the first Wednesday of the month ONLY.
Can you come to my house and get my (big piece(s) of furniture) inside and put them all together?
Sorry, not allowed to after the Mr. Peenywhacker incident. Who knew a chair leg could be inserted so deeply into a person's eye socket?
I have beer. :waggle:
It's probably Natty Ice. Or Camo.
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