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  • #1

    Balls

    Other MOD is babysitting another property, and called me the other day. She needed to spell "testicles." She was filling out a guest incident report.



    I'm not sure I want to know. I'm very curious, but I'm afraid of what I might find out.
    Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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  • #2
    Okay, you canNOT tease us like that. Not fair!

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    • #3
      Alright, I have more details. As it turned out, it was a little five-year-old boy who got his balls squished. Ouchies!

      On our balconies (they're pretty standard across all properties), there's a gap between the railing and the walkway, and the boy had slipped under there and gotten stuck, with his junk getting sandwiched.

      I've seen little kids playing by the railing with their legs hanging down, and always wondered if something like that would happen. I even brought it up with Boss Man, but he says they have to be built to Corporate's specifications, which includes that gap. After an incident like this, though, Corporate may be changing things.
      Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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      • #4
        Oh my!

        I hope theyre not permanently damaged.

        But DAMN..that musta hurt.

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        • #5
          Well, let's run down some of the usual qualifications...

          Did it happen to a member of a corporate BigWig's family? No> No change.

          Did anyone die? No -- no change; yes -- does the media know? No -- no change...

          Can we be get out of it if it comes to court? yes -- no change...
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          • #6
            Ouchie! Poor munchkin . . .

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            • #7
              Let's hope it's not missing. Because who wants to check Lost And Found for that!
              "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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