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This past week, work has gone so far as to interfere with my sex life. 
Basically, Boss Man was on vacation, and Other MOD was babysitting another property, so for the past five nights, I literally lived at work. Normally, it's only one or two nights a week, not five! Now I'm home, and am SOOO happy! Because being on call all the time left me with no sleep and no sex. Allow me to explain.
Night One
It was okay. It was the one and only night that nothing happened.
Night Two
Got a call from Night Auditor at 1:40am. A guest had found the cutest wootest wittle puggle wuggle snookum....er, a puppy. I printed out "Found Dog" signs and plastered them over the property. I then took a brief nap before getting up again at 3am for my paper route. (We did manage to reunite the furry cuteness with his human later in the morning.)
Night Three
Went to sleep around 9pm, and was woken shortly after at 10. Guest insisted that her card had been charged when she made the reservation and that she'd seen the charge on her online banking. Doesn't seem possible, since we don't charge cards until check-in, and we had no record of the transaction. Referred guest to corporate to see if they had a record of a transaction.
Woken up again shortly before 11. CW told me woman had gotten off the phone with corporate and disappeared. Told her hang onto the reservation for a bit just in case, and then cancel without charging the card.
Night Four
It was around 8:30pm, and I was totally starting to get it on with Hubby. Things were getting hot! Alas, work had other ideas.
Last housekeeper had left, and CW needed to sell those rooms, and could I run out quickly and check them? (We'd been having issues with this housekeeper lately, so QA checks are a MUST before renting his rooms.)
Grrr! Apologized to Hubby, got dressed, and was off to check rooms. I found so many things wrong with them! By the time I got done fixing everything and ready to rent, I was pretty pissed off and the mood was totally gone. We went to sleep that night without finishing what we'd started. 
Night Five
Got woken up at 12:30am. The TV channels were down. I went up to the satellite room and reset everything, but they still weren't working. Told Night Auditor that it probably wasn't on our end, and that a 5% discount should be equitable if people were really that hurt about it. TV was working fine at 3am when I got up to do my paper route, so I have no clue what it was all about.
Yeah, and Corporate wants me on track to be a GM? No way in Hell I would ever want to live at work full-time! I pity Boss Man. Yeah, the apartment is free (part of his pay), but the cost is still too high!!!
Basically, Boss Man was on vacation, and Other MOD was babysitting another property, so for the past five nights, I literally lived at work. Normally, it's only one or two nights a week, not five! Now I'm home, and am SOOO happy! Because being on call all the time left me with no sleep and no sex. Allow me to explain.
Night One
It was okay. It was the one and only night that nothing happened.
Night Two
Got a call from Night Auditor at 1:40am. A guest had found the cutest wootest wittle puggle wuggle snookum....er, a puppy. I printed out "Found Dog" signs and plastered them over the property. I then took a brief nap before getting up again at 3am for my paper route. (We did manage to reunite the furry cuteness with his human later in the morning.)
Night Three
Went to sleep around 9pm, and was woken shortly after at 10. Guest insisted that her card had been charged when she made the reservation and that she'd seen the charge on her online banking. Doesn't seem possible, since we don't charge cards until check-in, and we had no record of the transaction. Referred guest to corporate to see if they had a record of a transaction.
Woken up again shortly before 11. CW told me woman had gotten off the phone with corporate and disappeared. Told her hang onto the reservation for a bit just in case, and then cancel without charging the card.
Night Four
It was around 8:30pm, and I was totally starting to get it on with Hubby. Things were getting hot! Alas, work had other ideas.
Last housekeeper had left, and CW needed to sell those rooms, and could I run out quickly and check them? (We'd been having issues with this housekeeper lately, so QA checks are a MUST before renting his rooms.)
Grrr!
Apologized to Hubby, got dressed, and was off to check rooms. I found so many things wrong with them! By the time I got done fixing everything and ready to rent, I was pretty pissed off and the mood was totally gone. We went to sleep that night without finishing what we'd started. Night Five
Got woken up at 12:30am. The TV channels were down. I went up to the satellite room and reset everything, but they still weren't working. Told Night Auditor that it probably wasn't on our end, and that a 5% discount should be equitable if people were really that hurt about it. TV was working fine at 3am when I got up to do my paper route, so I have no clue what it was all about.
Yeah, and Corporate wants me on track to be a GM? No way in Hell I would ever want to live at work full-time! I pity Boss Man. Yeah, the apartment is free (part of his pay), but the cost is still too high!!!
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