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NO! I will not be subjected to this electric shock treatment! NO!Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeper
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"So, I've got a new project. I want to release an album entitled, 'To be anally violated by a pitchfork'. I'd market it as being similar to Britney Spears. That would mean that when someone looks at a Spears album on Amazon, they might just see the words, 'If you liked this album, you might also like To be anally violated by a pitchfork.' I don't particularly dislike Ms Spears, but I think this would be hilarious. So, want to be a backing singer?"
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"Pirates make everything better. Pirates, monkeys, and zombies.""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper
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"They were honking their horns and giving me the finger...it was awesome!"I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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"Did he get attacked by trolls or something?""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper
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