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"Your balls dropped."
"I've got blue balls!"
"Go ask your husgand to help with that."
"And on the way home we had to pull over so I could throw up. It took two cans of Coke to get the rotten egg taste out of my mouth."
"I bet your son was dissappointed he didn't get the booger flavour."
"Yes. He got vomit on his second try though."
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"I can be bought with fries.""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper
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"Does this story involve European Spider-Man?"
"No, it involves the pink Superman."I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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It was like a double chin, but bigger. And it wasn't on his chin, it was on his stomach.I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes
Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!
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Cola: We're missing the sign in sheets for Monday.
Me: That's because we weren't HERE on Monday."For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper
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"Your Shift finger is a little trigger happy.""For the love of all that is holy and 4 things that aren’t but feel pretty good anyway" ~ Gravekeeper
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