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  • #1846
    <Level3> <male skimpy underwear site showing scantily clad men hosted with us> also doesn't load
    <Admin> lol..... and why do you want that to load for you?
    <Level3> does it load for you?
    <Admin> unfortunately, yes

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    <Level1> You stuck your hand in Jeffs sack, and partook of his seed

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    Coworker: The green globes! the green globes!
    Me: I don't touch the green globes any more. I have better things to touch now that I'm married.
    Coworker: Bah. You suck.
    Coworker: Distro of choice?
    Me: Gentoo.
    Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.

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    • #1847
      If you see something the size of Rhode Island on fire and it's coming toward you, you should worry.
      The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

      The stupid is strong with this one.

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      • #1848
        Level1: "Just call me the Rhinestone Cowboy."
        Level3: "I wish I could /quit you."

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        Level3: "I have <this> problem with <that> server. Can someone help?
        Senior Admin: "I fixed."
        Level3: "Wait...were you talking to me?"
        Senior Admin: "Yes."
        Clueless L3: "Me? Wait...what?"
        Me: "yes. because anything that has no name obviously references you, <Clueless L3>"
        Clueless L3: "As well it should."
        Level3: "You sound like an old man at the deli, Dave"
        Clueless L3: "Wait, what deli?"
        Me: "Exactly."
        Coworker: Distro of choice?
        Me: Gentoo.
        Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.

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        • #1849
          "What's The Lumberjack song?"
          Last edited by Exaspera; 04-30-2010, 03:35 AM. Reason: mistake
          Dull women have immaculate homes.

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          • #1850
            "This coffee smells like bacon."
            "If only it tasted like bacon."
            "I look at the stars. It's a clear night and the Milky Way seems so near. That's where I'll be going soon. "We are all star stuff." I suddenly remember Delenn's line from Joe's script. Not a bad prospect. I am not afraid. In the meantime, let me close my eyes and sense the beauty around me. And take that breath under the dark sky full of stars. Breathe in. Breathe out. That's all."
            -Mira Furlan

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            • #1851
              "Can you reach that? You're a little taller than me"
              "I am also stronger and much better looking"

              "My wrist has been hurting all week"
              "That's from all the jerking off you do"
              "I didn't say I didn't know what caused it, just that it hurt"

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              • #1852
                "Be nice to me or I'll sneeze all over you and give you my cold!"
                "Go ahead! But know this, if you do I'll throw up over you and give you my bad stomach."
                ". . . Be as mean as you like! I don't mind!"
                "Honestly officer, he asked for a shot and I gave him one. Why do you need the handcuffs?" - MannersMakethMan

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                • #1853
                  "I'm shrink-wrapping ducks!"
                  The best karma is letting a jerk bash himself senseless on the wall of your polite indifference.

                  The stupid is strong with this one.

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                  • #1854
                    "We might be going out of business, do you understand that? Obviously you don't"

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                    • #1855
                      You never see a ninja in a flourescent jacket
                      A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                      • #1856
                        "I'm sorry - my dog just burped and it was revolting!"

                        Rapscallion

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                        • #1857
                          "Dude...I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick."
                          Coworker: Distro of choice?
                          Me: Gentoo.
                          Coworker: Ahh. A Masochist. I thought so.

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                          • #1858
                            "Thank you for touching it."
                            SC: “Yeah, Bob’s Company. I'm Bob. It's my company.” - GK
                            SuperHotelWorker made my Avi!!

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                            • #1859
                              Don't try and be clever, it doesn't suit you.
                              A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                              • #1860
                                One from last night:

                                "Dude, these nuts are two different sizes!"

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